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Clairvoyant Disease
Sounding The Trumpet
Age: 20
Gender: Female
Posts: 1526 | April 16th, 2006 at 07:17pm xD That'd be great. And Lived? Wow! Now that's hard to do. |
cowboy christ.
Burning It Down
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 11740 | April 16th, 2006 at 07:20pm Haha! Yeah.  I'm Sure Matt Wouldn't hit a girl though.. 'specially not a fan girl... he knows better. |
Clairvoyant Disease
Sounding The Trumpet
Age: 20
Gender: Female
Posts: 1526 | April 16th, 2006 at 07:21pm Yep. But I wouldn't complain if he hit me. |
cowboy christ.
Burning It Down
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 11740 | April 16th, 2006 at 07:24pm Neither would I. |
Disposable.Roxie.
Walking The Streets
Age: 21
Gender: Female
Posts: 8937 | April 16th, 2006 at 10:35pm lol...me and my friend Erica made a whole story about what would happen if my friend brought the wrong thing to autograph to a meet and greet:
Me: HOLY CRAP! THEYRE RIGHT THERE!
Erica: Dude, oh my gah!
(we walk over to them)
Us: (feebly) hey guys.
Them: Hey.
Me: Soooo...I love you guys...can you, like, sign this for me? *pulls out issue of Kerrang!*
Matt: Hey, how'd you get this? Isn't this sold in the UK?
Me: Yeah, but I bought it at Virgin Megastore. They sell imports there.
(Zacky eyes Erica's Iron maiden tee)
Zacky (to Erica): Hey, you like Maiden?
Erica: Heck yeah! Dude, "The Number of the Beast!"
Zacky: Yeah!
Erica: Hey! Can you sign this for me?
Zacky: Sure, sure.
(Erica proceeds to unknowingly pull out a hip hop poster--yeah, she listens to hip hop, dunno why--which she picked up before she left, thinking it was an A7X poster)
Jimmy: Dude, *points to poster* what's this?
Zacky: What's wha--dude.
Johnny: I-is that what--is she--is--
Me: Dude, THE HIP HOP POSTER?!
Erica: U-ummm..Uh...I'm sorry! I picked it up instead of yours!
Me: What?!
Zacky: N-no. Th-th-this can't be. A-a HIP HOP POSTER?!
(Brian walks in)
Brian: Dude, what's up?
Zacky: She brought in a hip hop poster..
Brian: A-are you serious?!
Me: H-hey man, sh-she didn't know, man.
Brian: 'SCUSE ME? WAS I TALKING TO YOU?!
Me: U-um...*starts shaking* n-no.
Brian: I thought so. (To Erica) Dude, what';s you problem man.
Erica: Uh--
Me: Mr. Brian, s-sir?--
Brian: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU COMING FROM?! WAS I TALKING TO YOU?!
Me: Um...no. *starts to weep*
Brian: Quit crying.
(I continue to weep; Brian pulls out a .55 caliber and points it at my temple)
I SAID QUIT CRYING!!
Erica: B-but, she wasn't doing any--
Brain: HEY MAN! SHUT THE FUCK UP! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S IN THIS SITUATION IN THE FIRST PLACE! RIGHT?!
Erica: I--
Brian: RIGHT?!
Erica: I-I Don't--
Brian: BITCH, DID I STUTTER?! ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!
Erica: (crying) YES!
Brian: That's what I thought.
(I continue to cry, loudly/hysterically)
Brian: I SAID STOP CRYING! *Shoots me in the head*
Me: *laying on the floor lifelessly*
Erica: W-wh-WAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Brian: Do you have a problem? 'Cause I could end 'em all right now. *points to gun*
Erica: N-no.
Brian: *pulls down pants* Great. Get to work.
Jimmy: *pulling my lifeless body up off the gound*
Zacky: Dude, what are you doing?
Jimmy: You think I'ma let a body like this go to waste?
(Zacky, Jimmy, and Matt shrug)
...yes. i know it's demented, but we were bored, ok?! |
cowboy christ.
Burning It Down
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 11740 | April 16th, 2006 at 10:45pm laughingmyfuckingassoff!
HAHAHAHA! That was sooo funny.   |
Disposable.Roxie.
Walking The Streets
Age: 21
Gender: Female
Posts: 8937 | April 16th, 2006 at 10:50pm LOL
thank you.
we're thinking of joining one of those story websites and share them with people.
there's ALOT more where that came from, believe me, lol. |
cowboy christ.
Burning It Down
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 11740 | April 17th, 2006 at 08:26pm Haha! Sweet. I wanna read more.  |
Ðeåthßåt ßitch
Sounding The Trumpet
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 1915 | i need to admit that i get wet when i read an interview of how good he was in the bed...he's hot...AMAZING DRUMMER!!!...lol but such a bastard...i love him and all the other guys, but he is like non-heart guy... |
killer_odd_sock
Waking The Fallen
Age: 20
Gender: Female
Posts: 239 | The Revvy is love =3
I'd rummage for a quote about cocaine that I found and hearted... but I didnt save it. It was funny. Then his girlfriend gave him a blow-job.
The end =3333
OMFGYAYJAMES. |
Ðeåthßåt ßitch
Sounding The Trumpet
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 1915 | |
d.gremlin
Blinded In Chains
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 467 | the rev is a dork |
cowboy christ.
Burning It Down
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 11740 | D.gremlin:the rev is a dork ;O Yeh. He's da best dork. Bless Him. ^.^ |
killer_odd_sock
Waking The Fallen
Age: 20
Gender: Female
Posts: 239 | D.gremlin:the rev is a dork *snorts*
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Queen B.
In The City Of Evil
Age: 20
Gender: Female
Posts: 3389 | killer_odd_sock:D.gremlin:the rev is a dork *snorts*
I wouldnt call him a dork...o.O
Raving mad, mass humping lunatic, yeah. Dork, no. |
killer_odd_sock
Waking The Fallen
Age: 20
Gender: Female
Posts: 239 | Caution! Toxic!:killer_odd_sock:D.gremlin:the rev is a dork *snorts*
I wouldnt call him a dork...o.O
Raving mad, mass humping lunatic, yeah. Dork, no. Of course he's a dork. He wears glasses |
Charley;
Roaming In Bat Country
Age: 19
Gender: Female
Posts: 6546 | killer_odd_sock:Caution! Toxic!:killer_odd_sock:D.gremlin:the rev is a dork *snorts*
I wouldnt call him a dork...o.O
Raving mad, mass humping lunatic, yeah. Dork, no. Of course he's a dork. He wears glasses
But his glasses are teh sex =P |
killer_odd_sock
Waking The Fallen
Age: 20
Gender: Female
Posts: 239 | charley&kill;:But his glasses are teh sex =P hell yeah they are! Theyre the sekzeest glasses ive ever seen =] |
Ðeåthßåt ßitch
Sounding The Trumpet
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 1915 | killer_odd_sock:charley&kill;:But his glasses are teh sex =P hell yeah they are! Theyre the sekzeest glasses ive ever seen =] he look weird w/ em' |
cowboy christ.
Burning It Down
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 11740 | May 10th, 2006 at 07:05pm *AVENGEDwhoreSEVENFOLD*:killer_odd_sock:charley&kill;:But his glasses are teh sex =P hell yeah they are! Theyre the sekzeest glasses ive ever seen =] he look weird w/ em' No he doesn't ;O He looks Sexy wiv 'em. |
- why im not his girlfriend?! i will love to give him a fucking blow-job=just for my poor twisted, evil, non-heart, hot, drummer-boy :tong: lol lol lol - just kidding he's amizing...last night i was watching "when metal ruled the world" and a lot of 80's {amazing} band were *parties*(non-word)and some guys die of od, and i got scared FOR THE REV!!!. what if he die!!! 
i get poaronic...but this morning it was all cool... 